Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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