Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official drugs can't kill me
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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