it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I think my moral compass just broke
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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