no. you can't hotbox the world.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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