Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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