At least make sure they are 18
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ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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