3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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