come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
