If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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