Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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