C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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