Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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