True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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