What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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