Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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