i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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