Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I enjoy the company of your penis
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
