I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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