Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
So. Much. Porn.
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