So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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