Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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