Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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