this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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