shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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