.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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