How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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