i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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