I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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