I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.