I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I am one with the molecules
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
