oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
dude i'm inner monologue high
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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