scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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