The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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