its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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