Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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