smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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