yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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