I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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