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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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