the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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