his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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