i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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