I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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