As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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