dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
