Dual....:-)
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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