I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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