I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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