well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize
