he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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