Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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