Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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