My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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