How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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