I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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