she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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